Saturday, 7 February 2009

New Opener - Field Tested

Hello

so me and Flower came up with a particularly genius new opener last night. It was our only opener for the night, and was about 85% succesful. Goes something like this:

"Hey guys, quick question. Do you know that Skynet has become self-aware?"

BEAUTIFUL

hahahaha :)

Inspired by Christian "I'll kick your fuckin' ass" Bale.

1 comment:

  1. I would have followed it up by asking open ended questions (about anything terminator related - what does skynet mean to YOU?...) and then backturning to show active disinterest. Then you'd wanna re-engage with "DO YOU GUYS BELIVE IN SPELLS...?" Gold.

    Captain Alpha

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